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Someone who thinks they have got something bigger and better than you have
"if i had a black cat he would have a blacker one. He's a right billy two sheds"
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Someone who constantly practices one-upmanship; if you've had one shit, he's had two.
Sam: "I'm fed up with him telling me how everything he has is bigger, better and faster than what everyone else has!"
Gene: "Yes, he's a real Billy two-shits."
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When you are watching a commercial with Billy Mays in it after June 28th, 2009, one of the worst days in history.
Oh look, I just saw the ghost of Billy Mays in an OXI CLEAN! commercial.
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To make something bland look very entising and amazing, most likely throwing in random facts and strange offers that have nothing to do with the product or service, in order to convince someone to do something.
He totally Billy Mayes-ified me into going to that party!
Watch, and be Billy Mayes-ified!!
I was almost Billy Mayes-ified by that comercial.
Dont be Billy Mayes-ified by him, it really sucks.
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The act of being totally serious.
The max seriousness.
Girl:I am so serious right now.
Boy: How serious?
Girl: IM BILLY RAY SERIOUS.
Boy: oh my... i didn't know you were that serious, I'm sorry.
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A guy who doesn't give a monkeys ass about what "former greenday fans" think.
This guy has balls, an in-your-donkeys ass- face attitude, awesome guitar and vocal skills (i lost count when he was holding thoughs damn notes last night, i think i got up to about 30 seconds)he has come a long way vocally... heck lets face it, he knows how to use what hes got!! If people say he is a lazy ass, they obviously have never been to one of Green Day's concerts, ever downloaded any of their performances, heard from many of their fans... or have simply lost their minds. Because if you have, you about know that these guys give it their all!! In my opinion, they rock more than Simple Plan and Blink 182 live. These guys really do work their asses off onstage to make sure everyone in the fucking crowd is shaking their booties.
Billie Joe Armstrong - SEX MACHINE! A male who can rock your ass.
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A holiday that's origins begin in Leverett MA around 2007 AD. The day celebrates the life of the one and only, Billy Crystal. The people celebrating usually take mushrooms or acid. Scholars maintain that it falls somewhere in the first two weeks of July.
I wish Billy Crystal Day was every day of the year.
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