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A wank using your imagination of a particular fantasy e.g fucking your neighbor or teacher or mum or dad
I enjoyed a pleasurable fantasy wank last night over my sisters hot friend
To masturbate while undertaking paid employment.
"Has anyone seen Charlie? "
"Yea, I think he's ducked out for a Salary Wank"
"Has anyone seen Charlie?"
"Yea...he's ducked off for a Salary Wank"
A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man
Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday
The strength and stamina a man gains on their dominant arm from masturbation. Also known as wank strenk.
Shit man I didn’t know u worked out.
I don’t man I got that wank strength
The act of an older lady, who may lack the pertness to perform a satisfying tit wank, resorting to the use of a particularly deep wrinkle, preferably in the cleavage area, to provide male satisfaction
I went for the chili dog but she was a big saggy, so it turned into a dirty wrinkle wank
A gesture, speech or outburst from a highly motivated member of the elitist wokerati.
Here we go again, lefties having a woke-wank.
I will not be woke-wanked on this one!