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the best man in bojack horseman, he is a bit of a narcissist but it’s okay!
mr peanut butters house
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(knick knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(tryna catch a break jack leave a dog alone)
A sub-class of Truffle Butter with a significantly higher fluid ratio from the stink than the pink.
I’m never taking a girl out to Taco Bell again, my dick was dripping in Virginia Peanut Butter!
The type of person to lick the peanut butter straight outta the jar like a dog
Man alfred is such a peanut butter licker
say peanuts without the t
Oh, that’s easy! Peanus!
Wait NO NO FUUUUUUUUU-
The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel
I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night
A sexual act in which the individual positions herself under their partner’s member, and pushes a “radical” “surfer dude” hand position with their thumb and pinky extended, pushing against the “below ballage” region of the penis. Consequently doing that motion while giving their partner a blowjob and making airplane noises simultaneously.
Yoooo that chick just gave me airplane peanuts last night. Craziest. night. of my life.