Reverse Smoke Ring

Blow a cigarette worth of smoke up a sluts ass hole and fuck it until her sphincter is gaping wide open. Immediately stick your rod up her v-hole. With every pump you'll blow a smoke ring out of her shit tube.

Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.

Last night I taught your sister how to blow a "Reverse Smoke Ring".

When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.

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thumb ring theory

A thumb ring is a symbol that the wearer enjoys and may even prefer anal sex.

Do you know the "thumb ring theory"? Your girlfriend sure does.

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Lord of The Rings Gollum

The shittiest new game. Play as Gollum and do whatever. The idea ain't even original as you could play as Gollum in LEGO Dimensions, and he actually did something meaningful in that game.

I hate lord of the rings gollum

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onion ring sasquatch

Hairy shirtless man with a massive gut full of onion rings, cheeseburgers, and homemade cheeseburger egg rolls

Randy you’re a fucking onion ring Sasquatch

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Red ring of death

The state of your poo shute after having intense anal sex. This can cause intense pain when shitting and even anal periods

"Johnny last night was crazy"
"Yeah you really gave me a red ring of death"

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bigass onion ring

the process of trying to eat a bigass onion ring or a type of deep throat or you throw down a reverse card in uno and say bigass onion ring bitch

damn bro she bigass onion ring his dic or i just got bigass onion ringed

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Albanese Peach Ring

The infected result of dipping your condom in hot sauce preceding anal intercourse.

"That fucker Todd gave me an Albanese Peach Ring last week."
"I guess that Ass Reaper did it's job, huh?"
"Fuck you Denice."

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