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If it is on the internet, it has once been offline or shall be offline eventually.
Guy A: OMFG facepunch if done
Guy B: DAM YOU RULE 404!!
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ja rule is a pussy he cnt fight against 50 hes 2 weak he mite aswell n go bk were he came from fake ass rapper
in 1 of his songs he sed summin like he nows how 2 b a pimp or summin like tht how can he b a pimp if hes married stupid rat
fake ass rapper only made it cuz hes always singin wiv ashanti how eva u spell her name
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Rule 708 states to never go back to an ex-partner. They’re an ex for a reason, no apology or “life-changing” event will change that fact that you both hated each other for some time after you split. That hatred will always be there and you’ll both hold the breakup against each other even if you don’t realize it. The relationship the second time around isn’t love, it’s lust.
“My ex called me today talking about how she wanted to get back together, saying it was all a big mistake and she’s sorry”
“Don’t do it, remember Rule 708”
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Rule 206 is a rule that means absolutely nothing but you have to act like it’s crazy if you know of it. BUT, you can’t tell anyone this rule they have to find out themselves. You can also use this to your advantage to clown people into or out of doing something(example in sentence below. Knowing this makes you based.
*friend shits in public restroom*
Me: DUDE RULE 206!
Friend: What is that?
Me: Can’t tell you
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The act of mentioning any potential fanfic's plot, whether sexual or not, will cause that fanfic to come into being in a publicly accessible location.
Robert: God, can you imagine a story where Jean-Luc Picard and Twilight Sparkle went on an adventure together?
Jean: Stop! Don't invoke Rule 235-- damn it, that story's on fimfiction.net now. "Discord's Prime Directive."
Robert: I'm so sorry.
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When men are in an enclosed environment for too long the urge to satisfy their carnal needs sometimes turn to taking a male partner to satiate their desire. Prison Rules dictate that the receiver is gay and the pitcher is straight.
Andy Dufresne: Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow.
Red: But that was before the incident in the laundry...according to prison rules you're a gay man now Andy.
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rapper who put out some r&b songs, with ashanti,jeniifer loopez and that other girls, consider him fake or not you should take into consideration that all commercial rappers are in fact fake. with an exception of only a few, maybe 1 or 2.
used to rap with jay z.
has a highly publicized beef with 50 cent. another commercial rapper (see above)
ja rule hasn't put anything out in years.
ashanta got vocals kid.
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