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Ryan Casper is a young Dan Bilzerian. He gets any chick he wants whenever he wants. He’s a 6’3 175 Lbs fucking animal. If this guy is at the party it’s a fucking banger. He probably fucked your mother, girlfriend, sister and every girl you know and don’t know. Not only is he chiseled and a 10/10 but his cock is 8.5 inches. This is basically a living and breathing Jesus Christ. He’s the coolest, chilliest, funniest guy you’ll meet who loves Classic Rock more then he loves life. Ryan Casper is also know as CaspDaddy(CD) for having a shlong and knowing how to lay it down. His main priorities are Money, Rock and Roll, brews and gas, and yes you guessed it pussy. If you ever see this guy dap him up and ask him for an autograph he’s Jeff spicoli on roids
Julia: Omg girlies look it’s CaspDaddy
Ashley: I’m having a panic attack I need him inside me
Rob: Yeoo bro is that Ryan Casper
Billy: yeah that’s my fucking slime, lets go say waddup.
Every women on earth: Ryan Casper is the most beautiful man to walk this planet
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An amazing hockey player that everyone wants to be. This girl named Mia absolutely wants his dick. There is this other girl that is not as good at goalie as Mia that wants ryan too. They get in huge cat fights over him. He secretly likes taylor more....but rattles her about mia. Also he is ridiculously good looking.
Mia:OMG RYAN I WANT HIM
Taylor:NO I WANT HIM
Ryan Norman:ladies ladies you can both have me
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Gay ryan's usually love cock. And butt stuff. Tend to find them at the gym skipping leg day and only focusing on arms.
Is that a chicken? Oh wait it's just gay ryan with his little legs.
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Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons football team of the National Football League. Looks like a 40 year-old lesbian.
Wow, look at that middle-aged lesbian....oh no wait, that's matt ryan!
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The biggest baby in the world. The bitchiest white kid on earth. Has his own show on MTV called "Life of Ryan" where he whines about his dumb problems to the world.
Person) "Hey Ryan how's life going?"
Ryan Sheckler) "Dude life sucks, theres these two really hot chicks and I don't know which one to bang! Plus my rims only spin clockwise, and I wanted them to spin counter-clockwise too!"
Person) "Oh I'm so sorry Ryan you've really got it bad, but hey I gotta go work that 9 to 5 job I've got that only pays $5 an hour, so I can pay the for my apartment for me and my pregnant wife. I hope everything works out for you Ryan."
Ryan Sheckler) "Yeah I have the worst luck in the world. Oh and I forgot, I either have to drive my Rolls Royce, or my Lamborghini today. My life sucks."
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The best qb in the league. yeah he went 4-12, but but because he had a sh!t line. He still was top 3 around those rookies. In 2012, he raped Peyton Manning.
he will win the Super Bowl in the next 5 years.
Who just made Drew Brees look like sh!t again? Matt Ryan
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