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1. a creative way to call some bitch a cunt
2. a cunt worthy enough to have a sandwich named after her
3. a female cock blocker
Guy one: Yo dude, did you get that girl to hook up with you?
Guy two: Nah man, she was a wicked cucunter sandwich. She wouldnt even open her legs for a 3 legged dog.
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a toast sandwich is a suPreMe sAndWicH which has two breads around a toast. Tastes amazing.Seriously whoever invented this is a fucking GENIUS. I will highly suggest all the children of god to try it. well even filths can this sandwich does not discriminate. i tried this sandwich yesterday and it was quite a liberating experience. would def recommend y’all to try it:) and if you don’t then satan will shit on your penis face;)
🧡🤡🥪🤡❤️😍🥰😘 toast sandwich is bae
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Someone who reeks and tastes of ass; essence of ass.
He / she is a hot sandwich
Hey look at lance. I heard he is a total Hot sandwich.
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A group sex configuration where by multiple people are seated on each other's lap, in a stacked manner.
Example: Mary was seated on Paul's knee, Sally was seated on Mary's knee, and Joe was seated on Sally's knee.
Ian Fleming described this as a Turkish Sandwich when describing a particularly close knit group at a managerial board meeting where secretaries were seated on their bosses's knee.
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A joke created by cowardly men, in order to shield themselves from the reality of strong, smart, independent women, while simultaneously keeping men as the dominant gender. Uses the primitive ideal of women belonging in the kitchen, in order to remind a woman of their place, without making said jokster out to be misogynistic because it's "only a joke." Tend to not really be funny to anyone around other than the joker, and surrounding males.
Scared male: "Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, lololol"
human of any other gender: "Dude, this isn't the 1950s anymore, sandwich jokes aren't funny"
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When you go to a fast food restaurant and purchase a chicken sandwich and remove the chicken. Continue by getting a hand job with the buns of the sandwich. Then, release your load onto the buns, place the chicken back on the buns and have the female eat the Chicken Sandwich.
By Adam Hercik
Dude, We went to Wendy's and like, I totally got a chicken sandwich!!
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when your ass-hairs get gunky from shit after eating a meatball sub
damnit bro, i know that was a bad idea, i have such a hairy sandwich right now.
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