Get Me Some Hump

What happens when your ex has your kids for the night & you...

"He has the kids tonight, so I'm gonna get me some hump!"

Seriously... This was shouted out in a crowded city bus, much to the amusement of the other riders!

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Feeling some type of way

•When you’re missing someone that’s close to you
•when you feel like apart of you is missing

•when you’re not feeling yourself

Danny -*just left for army*
Tyler - “Danny just left for boot camp and I’m feeling some type of way without him. We have been brothers since day one and it’s our first time being apart from eachother. I can’t wait till I see him again”

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rustle up some nosh

to prepare, perhaps quickly and easily a hearty repast.

We just rustled up some nosh

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SOC (Some Other Cunt)

Derogatory. Some Other Cunt (British)...
A cop out...when someone doesn't want to do the work or be involved. Southern England/London usage/origin.

A mechanic arrives, looks at your broken down car, defines that it is not worth his trouble to repair.
He looks at you and states..I'm afraid you are going to need an SOC (Some Other Cunt) to fix that..
(I know grammatically it isn't correct but that's how it is used)

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go touch some grass

The only argument antis have against us.

Larrie: *shows endless proof*
Anti: Ugh... Uhmmm.... I- Uhh IT´S FAKE GO TOUCH SOME GRASS!!!

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hunt some bears

when a toliet is hard to come by, taking a poop

Man i guess i need to hunt some bears cause i don't see a toliet anywhere.

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We're good and then some

When two people get each other

"What are you two up too?"

"Clearly that doesn't concern you... We're good and then some."

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