Special Rub

A special mixture of seasonings that when rubbed on your meat will make it task better. Some have been known to mix the their rub in a blender or aerator purchased from your local plumbing supplier.

At my last birthday I used my special rub on my aged meat and invited my friends over for a taste.

I like to mix my special rub with a home made blender.

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splatter special

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.

I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.

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The Special Delivery

Go to the washroom. Number two. Take the number two out of the toilet and put it in the freezer. Once frozen insert the hardened number two into the anus of your loved one.

Man, what a night. He had a special delivery waiting for me back at home.

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spillway special

When you get a girl in the ass and then eat her out and she smells bad like the spillway in Celina, Oh

I walk in on my friend giving his girlfriend a spillway special

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special k

An alcoholic drink, known about Northern Ireland. It consists of three vodka shots and a blue WKD poured into a pint glass.

He had had a special K.

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Matt Special

Defecating and urinating in a bowl, and then placing your brother's hand in it as he sleeps.

I got bored last night so i totally gave my roommate a Matt Special!

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Punu Special

A Punu Special can only be performed when you need to shit, piss, shower, and masterbait. You go to the bathroom, sit down, hold your shit in and start fapping. Right when you jizz, take a massive shit. You might want to start shitting right before you ejaculate to make sure they both happen at the same time. Afterwords, don't wipe or clean up, and get immediately in the shower. After you wipe all the cum off your lap and wash all the shit out of your ass and it's all down the drain, plug it and start filling up a bath and light a kool blue cigarette.

Friend 1: Dude, I did a Punu Special today.

Friend 2: You have a fucking lot of free time on your hands.

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