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A code word used by closeted gay men to find brothels, and other homosexual sex services / recruit partners for said homosexual intercourse.
Man 1: hey dude, wanna go to the Super Straight bar with me?
Man 2: of course!
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straight people who need an excuse to be transphobic so made up a word so they can pretend they're disprivileged
Guy 1: I'm super straight, I only date women who can reproduce.
Guy 2: So you're transphobic then? Wait, you would never adopt even with a cisgender woman either?
Guy 1: I didn't say that, I said I'm not transphobic I just have a preference.
Guy 2: So you would date a trans man who could have kids?
Guy 1: No, I don't want to date someone who's tran-
Guy 2: So you're transphobic.
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Adjective: Describes an object that is sweet and/or dope.
Andy: "yo did you check out that new song?"
Grady: "Nah man not yet."
Andy: "yooooooo bro check it out it's straight milk though."
Girl: "What did you think of the movie?"
Guy: "It was straight milk compared to the movie I saw last night."
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A sexual orientation where somebody is attracted to those of the opposite the opposite gender, who also happen to be cisgendered.
A subset of the heterosexuality orientation where you are specifically attracted to cisgendered people.
“Hey, I’ve got a really nice trans-friend, do you want me to hook you up with her?”
Oh, thanks, but no thanks, I’m actually Super Straight”
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One of your friends who is straight edge and always is a bitch whenever you talk about getting totally smashed, or participating in an awesome gang bang. They live to sap the fun out of your life so they can feel better about their own, while telling themselves they are "clean" and "holy".
They will usually roll their eyes and pretend not to listen when you talk to your friends about last nights happenings. Often they think of themselves as "superior" or "better" then most people purely because they don't drink/do drugs/have sex/anything fun...
Brian: What was up with that bitch with the X's on his hands last night? He tryed to pour out my capn's.
Tim: Yeah, that kid is so straight dredge.
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The term Straight Edge originates from Emoy little fucks who stay home at night and cut themselves (with a straight edge) while their friends are out partying hard. Straight edge "parties" commonly have such entertaining games as pin the tail on the donkey, and who can stay up the longest without succumbing to boredom induced exhaustion; a step up from being a Mormon, but still a mass of displaced losers in society, adhering to another pointless fad. Straight edges rarely go to non-straight edge parties, because they woe to know what they're missing out on.
"Only Good Charlotte and this straight edge understand my plight..."
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