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A boy so racist it’s almost scary, he is attracted to types of girls that he likes to insult and then is surprised when he gets dumped. He admits he’s gay every other day and then claims to have never said that. His catchphrase is “give me sex”
You see that boy over there? We call him Jacob Michael Laino for a reason.
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My beautiful boy.
Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.
Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '
Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '
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A really gay and tall faggot that is also really dumb
"That kid just ate a brick and is beating his meat in the corner."
"Oh, that must be a Jacob."
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a jacobs step stool is a jacobs ladder but for a small penis
did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead
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This person is tall and mysterious when you meet him, but when you get to know him he is a funny, kindhearted,passionate, out going person. When he does something wrong he usually laughs it off. He is handsome, cute,and hot. If you are his friend he will never let you down. He always has your back. He'kk treat you like a brother and a sister. If you are his lover. He will love you with all your heart. He will never make you sad and he will never hurt you purposely. Sometimes he might let go so you won't get hurt. He is a good soul and a good person all around. You are truly blessed if you meet this man and even more blessed if you are his lover.
Isobel: have you heard of the new kid
Max: Jacob, yeah he's the best person I know
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A lowdown kicker ass women little sissy and love being gay
Jacob loves being gay marriage
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Jacob is a really outgoing character. However, he will make fun of you because your short, even though he is super freakishly tall and has gross sausage fingers.
yo its Jacob.
He always makes fun of me because i'm 5'4.
UGHHHHHH!
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