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when you send a mass text from your iPhone and include people without an iPhone. If you responde it automatically replies to everyone and creates chaos.
dude stop mass texting me
no
your a mass text monster
Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!
"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"
Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.
George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.
Hannah-Toned Text, or HTT, is a form of text that uses only petty passive aggression. The people who send these types of texts are typically named Hannah, which is why it is called "Hannah-Toned Texts." This is in no way an inside joke or an insult to someone else, this was an observation.
HTT is a harsh form of passive aggression that should not be used unless the person you are texting is a major douchebag.
"Dude! What's with the HTT?"
"lol."
"Please stop with the Hannah-Toned Text."
a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.
High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.
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A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to have sex with you and then continue to ghost you after they get the goods.
Omg, Ryan is such a dick! He sent me a “U up? text” last night, then after we met up to do the nasty he snuck out the back door this morning and I haven’t heard from him since!
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