Vampires Dark Rising

Prepare for treason, backstabbing bitches and poisonous alliances. Although rated 12+, definitely not suitable for under 18, due to the explicit avatars in-game and cheesy B.B.E. lovestories. Proceed with caution.

Oh you're on an amazing Vampires Dark Rising talon run? Let me self claim you.

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Tall, Dark and Gothy

1) To be even more mysterious and anywhere between 3 inches to a full foot more in natural height than your average Goth.

Once Karen donned her full makeup and dress, she became Miss Tall, Dark and Gothy.

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Dark red nails

This is like the “light blue” trend that goes around but if a boy chooses the colour/color dark red it means it turns them on

Girl:hey what colour/color should I get my nails?

Boy:erm get dark red nails

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weiner in the dark look

the half grin, half disappointed look a person gets after any kind of evaluated activity. This look would resemble the look a gay man would have if he were standing in the dark, had his wing wang touched thinking it was by another man, then turning on the lights to reveal it was really a woman. The confused look on his face afterwards from not knowing whether he enjoyed it or not is the "weiner in the dark look".

Guy 1: "Hey man did you see that shit eating grin on Bob's face after we took the exam? That really pisses me off!"

Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."

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glow in the dark poopstains

A poopstain that bleeds through your underwear so bad that it glows

Ahh man I my shit was soo runny I'm gonna have glow in the dark poopstains

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Dark Green Bitmoji

People with a Dark Green Bitmoji is 99.9% of the time a very charming and chill person.
But keep in mind, there might be some side effects from hanging out with a “Dark Green Bitmoji” person. Here is a list of the most common side effects:

- Brain Cancer
- Homosexual illness
- Extreme colourblindness
- Rabies
- Smal Dick Syndrome

Sandra: "Hey billy, I saw you hanging out with a Dark Green Bitmoji person. How was it?”
Billy: “Yeah in the beginning it was nice. Until I looked down my pants and saw a 0.1 inched penis”

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Perfect Dark Style

When you or your buddies do something high-risk and important without getting caught. Based off the Nintendo 64 game Perfect Dark.

"Dude, were gonna use today to move those two huge marijuana plants we've had growing by the river. You wanna come?"

"Yeah man but we gotta be Perfect Dark Style about it"

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