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A person who gives something to another and then takes it back or expects an equivalent in return.
Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!
when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet
grandma just left a granny's apple surprise
A Jack Rabbit surprise can only occurs under very special conditions. The Male has to have the pelvic reciprocation speed of a cheetah. He also has to be hung like a baby chipmunk. To do the Surprise a regular size condom must be worn. The Jack Rabbit happens when the condom is lost in the woman’s vaginal receptacle. This is due to the small size of the male’s member and the high PTPM’s (pelvic thrusts per minute). Once the condom is lost in the vaginal canal the male stops and yells SURPRISE!!
Jean: You in yet?
Jak: SURPRISE!!
Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??
Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….
Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!
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MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.
1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."
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Stories with wit and clever twist endings
A young couple is short of money but secretly wants to buy each other Christmas gifts. Della sells her beautiful hair, in order to buy a platinum fob chain for Jim's watch; while Jim sells his watch, to buy jeweled combs for Della's hair. O. Henry surprise.
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During sex, right before the man ejaculates, he pulls out a bottle of maple syrup and squirts it all over the girl, whilst yelling MAPLE SYRUP SURPRISE
"I maple syrup surprised that girl until she looked like my Eggos."
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The act of super-gluing your nut sack underneath someones nostrils. You then let your sack sit for five minutes and then proceed to slowly tear them off, thus leaving the foul odor in their nose for one week (Only to be done when your nuts are rank).
I wanted to get back at this Brony, so I gave him a Blow-fish Surprise!
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