blow the whistle

When you are riding dirty and some dumbass in your crew flips out cause of all the yayo you are slingin and then the fucking cops show up. Originated in the bay area and is an integral part of the hyphy movement. Bitches

Blow the Whistle woo woo Blow the Whistle woo woo

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To Blow a Clown

Anything (even loosely) associated with sex and circus. And midgets. And clowns, of course. Interrestingly, the act of "blowing a clown" happens a lot more often than one might think.

Clown 1: Hey Midget Bob! Check out my flower *spurt of semen*

Clown 2: Hee hehe heheh eheheh ehehehe hahah ahahahah ahah

Midget Bob: Harrr... that ain't no flower! It's a penis in disguise!!!

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blow chunks

When a girl throws up after a particularly nasty blow job.

I saw her blow chunks. It was a gross mixture of cum and vegetarian lasagna.

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low blow

An instult to someone's Father.

Dick: I can see you've uptarded to a fuckin' Chode.
Rod: Oh, that's a low blow. Speaking of low blows, how's your father?

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Blow Fish

A not-so-slim girl who likes 2 give head

"Yo man some blow fsh last night was all over me"
"Wut you do?"
"Told that dirty ol' ho you were around some where"

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blow ironic

when something doesn't just suck, but sucks in the most ironic way. Like calling someone out for doing something stupid --like busting there ass in the middle of the street cus they're on the cell, but then you being caught on the same stupidness

see also KARMA

Person 1: Can you believe this? I got 5 bucks in my checking, but 50 in plasticash.
Person 2: ...and?
Person 1: I can only use it at Best Buy!
Person 2: *snickers* Well doesn't that blow ironic.

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blow job

A blow job is basically when a guy's like, "Hey! Wanna suck my dick?" and then a very generous and possibly drunk girl is all like, "Okay." After the initial agreement the guy drops his pants and the girl starts sucking his huge horny boner until and eruption/explosion of cum blinds the girl for life.

After receiving permission from his girlfriend, Johnny the man-whore got his cocked sucked good and hard; it was his grandma's first blow job.

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