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A derogatory term used to describe:
(1) A spurious bro who tries to fit in with genuine bros, but fails
(2) A poser, wannabe or social climber, often marked by overconfidence
Sometimes used by Anglo-Americans to express ethnic distaste or xenophobia, especially toward Italians, Jews, Eastern Europeans and even Irish
Also slang for jabroni
Bro 1: "Look at that j bro over there, what a wop! Who let him in?"
Bro 2: "I wish I knew. What kind of bro rocks an untucked black button down? And hair gel?!"
Bro 1: "A j bro, obviously. And chinstrap sideburns, to boot!"
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A comedic movie, usually involving major sexual overtones, drug/alcohol-use and frequent cursing bouts between characters.
Guy 1: Did you see the new bro-com?
Guy 2: The one with Seth Rogen and the Fogle character? Hell yes, that was hilarious!
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When someone promises to hook you up with something for cheap but you end up having to pay the full retail price or more.
"Tell him you know me, he'll give you the bro discount"
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A party where only the bros are invited by the host. These Bros are obviously expected to be wearing their respective pinnies since they are in fact bros. Each invited member is advised by the host to bring a "+1" to the party with the host's approval. To properly qualify as a +1 the girl must be either:
a) Your girlfriend
b) A lady friend from outside of the bros' school.
c) A younger girl
There are also a few important things to remember when having trouble selecting a girl to be your +1.
a) It is important to note that the +1 you bring does not necessarily have to be a girl that interests you. You can hook a bro up. "Sharing is caring."
b) Nobody cares who you bring. It is a night of bro-bonding at its purist so time should not be spent worrying about if the girl is acceptable to be seen with in front of your friends. Bros are bros. And as long as bros are happy with who they are hooking up with then the bros' bros should be happy too.
c) You should never make a girl your +1 if she cannot spend the night at the host's house because your chances of scoring will be significantly lowered.
*Some variates for the rules exist and those may be used at the host's discretion. (ie: "A public school girl may only qualify if her family income is over 100k per year")
*It is strongly encouraged that at least one bro has a camera so that photographs can be taken to document the night on a facebook photo album. This album should always be called "It's like we're guys from Delbarton (and all these girls are named lynn)"
Bros +1 was a good idea until all those girls our age with a boyfriend from our school came.
Bro#1: Yo bro you hittin up bros +1 night on Friday?
Bro#2: Chill bro. I'll be all up in that. And I'm bringin a +1 who is easily the sluttiest froshy in her school that is not the school we go to and I don't even wanna tap that bitch, but I figured I'd bring her to share with my other bros.
Matt the British bro is hosting a bros +1 night. Should be kickass.
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when a group of young men gather together on nights with plans of fun, sit around a fire and toke up the reefer
Yo man lets go bro out after school, there are some bitties waiting.
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THE BRO CODE is a living document, much like the Constitution. Except instead of outlining a government, or the Bill of Rights, or anything even resembling laws, the BRO CODE provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a bro and behave properly among other bros. Dating back to the American Revolution, the BRO CODE has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the 'bro'. Containing approximately 150 unspoken rules, this code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros the BRO CODE will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be.
Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 77: A Bro Never Cries.
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A brother having white temper freckles
Male: hey wtf bro can i hit that 50 joint up cuh?
other: Nah men we ain't roll that way ya her'?
Male: ay yo homies lets get dis biz astch.
Randy: yea man let jump em.
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