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A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming
I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.
When a girls booty is nice and petite. Not to big not too small looks hella natural and fine
Dammnnn shawty got a liqqle(little) speed bump
A person who has a reputation for having one night stands with everyone in the area, and none of them enjoyed the experience.
“Be careful bro that girl is the town speed bump everybody’s hit it, but no one’s happy about it.”
To have Herpes,
Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later