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when you jizz in bottle and give it to somebody that you hate
Brandon: Hey have you got that xbox from that guy..
Ryan: No I payed him and its been 2 months
Brandon: Maybe you should send him a Sunny Cream Delight
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A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.
The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.
Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!
Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.
Timmy: But you said...
Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older
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a pleasant smelling cream formula used for adults in whom frequently obtain a chapped or rashed anus, taint, and or gooch. This cream formula is rich with minerals to help restore natural skin surfaces and has a vanilla scent to block usual asshole odors. With its thick pasty texture, it has also been used to absorb and sanitize anal leakage.
e.g. Brad pitt: Honey, wheres my vanilla ass cream? Jolie: Oh, is ur butthole leaking again? Brad: No, my taint is chapped from watching that IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT marathon.
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1. Dr. Rockso's favorite past-time.
2. The customary nightcap after riding the Sub-Zero Rape Coaster at Six Figs Faggot Mansion Theme Park
1. Let's go get some hookers and Ice Ca-Ca-Ca-Cream, baby!
2. wowizes, let's grab some hookers and ice cream, end this night right.
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When your masterbating you jizz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. Therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.
My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"
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Weed
Made popular by "Dark Necessities" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
"They're like ice cream for an astronaut. Well that's me looking for weed" Astronaut Ice Cream
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mix Lever 2000, Aloe Vera, and Baking soda in a small dish, then apply it to your face. let it set until the baking soda congeals into a white powder all over your face, rinse with warm to hot water. repeat once a day for 5 days, and you'll have ghettofied clean and clear skin.
Guy 1- "dude! your face is so smoothe, how much did you spend to get it like that?"
Guy 2- "shit, i stole your stuff to make some Ghetto acne cream"
Guy 1- "Ah, that's why i'm spending a fortune on comercialized acne washes, you stole all the basic materials needed to have beautiful skin".
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