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When autocorrect destroys your ad rant
Another ad?! Duck these ads! Cr@p!
The sweaty crud that accumulates in between your ballsack and your inner thigh
Dang man I can hardly walk. This duck butter keeps squishing in my pants
Lol just scrape it out with a spoon
When you fart in a bath and it sounds like a duck quack
I was having a nice bath the other day before an epic duck bubbling came out of nowhere
The elementary term for fucking dumb.
Did you see how ducking fumb that substitute for math was.
Its like a sparta of ducks
Fun fact:
If a duck and a fish had a kid, would it be a dish or a fuck?
Yesterday I was atacked by a duck army
The hand shape you make, shaping your hand like a ducks beak, so you can slip inside another person to begin fisting.
“Slide that silent duck in I’m ready for action”