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When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk
1👍 1👎
What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings
dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"
when a man whips out his penis and asks cookie if he wants punch his ass hole while the man licks his ball sack
hey man wanna shuttle jerk man?, you can invite you friends
the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post
“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”
Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.
I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.
When you and your friends joke flirt but don’t know how to speak
such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...
every hour the clock ticks is a fap...
like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...
This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm
A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you