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taking a dump on a hot girls lower back while she is in a doggie style position.
That girl is all about the New Jersey license plate.
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New Jersey Spray verb, noun, adjective
verb (used without object)
1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.
2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.
"I shouldn't have eaten all of that undercooked brisket last night. I accidentally gave my boyfriend a New Jersey Spray Tan"
"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."
"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."
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When someone goes ass to mouth and scoops the shit out with his tounge.
Adam gave Becca a new jersey coal miner after the movie.
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A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
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An ugly combination of colors that in most sports is reserved for officials/referees. A team wearing this combination will never, as Jerry Rice once said, "look good, feel good, {and/or} play good." This phenomena usually results from a poor team decision making process during which the team tries to be democratic. However, in reality, said decision making process ends up being a group of tasteless undergrads with no sense of style arguing about fabrics, designs, and colors.
ESN wore white shorts with black jerseys at nationals. It looked like shit.
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New Jerseys soil is clay bound. This state has the most wet basements in the USA. A wet basement in NJ must be repaired.
New Jersey wet basement is the cause of many structural problems.
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When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.
We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.
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