Mexican Backstrap

1. A condition that occurs when ones hairlines have gradually grown past their natural territory and begin to encompass as well as fuse with, the hair of other regions on the body creating a solid, suit-like appearance.

2. When ones beard grows in to their chest hair, down the happy trail, around the junk, under the taint, in the crack, up the back, and finally arriving at the hair on the back of the head.

"Dude you better watch your hairlines, slack off for a bit and you'll end up with a Mexican Backstrap."

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mexican bedpan

empty beer can (bottle) or soda pop can.

after sex Honey hand me the mexican bedpan. I placed empty can just above the Knees after taking a leak I moved the warm can next to my La Jolla's put my smoke out said "sweet heart will you empty the can".

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mexican fireblast

the act of rubbing your cock in salsa verde(spicy) until it is fully covered. after this is completed, you stick your cock in a girls pussy and have intercourse. during the phase of intercourse, you set her pussy on fire causing her to have burning sensations not only from the fire but with the mixture of the salsa verde

Man, last night, Rabino Mehlman gave me a sick mexican fireblast! my pussy is still bruning!

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mexican water

water found in most mexican towns will cause problems for gringos!

You must eat Mucho chile peppers when in Old Mexico it Kill the bugs in mexican water. Downside is: U know it hurts when it comes out! Oh yoy yoy comasita shamanitia es muy hot-a-leta !!!

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Mexican Rainbow

A variation on the Dirty Sanchez sexual move, where the first participant eats a box of Lucky Charms 2-3 hours beforehand. This results in a more colorful and amusing feces.

Josh (on the phone): Hey girl, I was thinking we could try out the Mexican Rainbow
Girl: Sure!
Josh: Awesome, let me just go to Walmart and pick up some Lucky Charms. Ben's going to be so jealous when he finds out!

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Mexican Casserole

A bj with a melty cheese tortilla wrapped around the dick

Ma'am, I believe there is still some cheese around your lips from that Mexican Casserole you gave me last night.

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Flexin the Mexican

Showing Off, For bravado, or for women (or both for that matter). posturing, or attempting to be the "alpha male"...
See:
flossin, floss, flexin', etc...

"There's some fine bitches up in here, i gots to start flexin the mexican, nah mean?"

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