pee proof underwear

A stupid ad that popped up while looking for memes

Guy 1: have seen that pee proof underwear ad?
Guy 2: no, but it seems stupid
Guy 1: it is

pee on the Olson twins

This is a term for a refreshing summer shower usually resulting in a brilliant rainbow.

I love it when the skies open up and pee on the Olson twins. It reminds me of childhood. And lasers for some reason.

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pee-wee herman

The act of masturbating in a movie theatre.

That movie was so great, that I pulled a pee-wee herman!

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Gamer girl pee

The nectar of gods, it is the only known cure to ALL diseases. After drinking gamer girl pee you are sent into a state of trance that makes you the most epic gamer guy there is.

Although it is the most important substance there is, it is very rare because it is harvested from the endangered species of "Real gamer girls."

Gamer girls may be reluctant to surrender their pee but if you assert you dominance by T-posing she would likely even pee directly into your mouth.

It will likely make you become so epic that you spontaneously combust if you are not an epic gamer on acount of it's sheer omnipotence.

(The only cure the the fatal disease of cooties)

Me: "Bro have you tried gamer girl pee?"
Gamer bro: "Nah, what is it?"
Me: *passes that shit* "See for yourself."

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pee bag

this is prominent in overweight men and women who have

an extra belly,or pee bag,beneath their regular fat belly.
Most prominently seen in an individual wearing stretch
pants because it's the only thing that fits.

That fat girl has a HUGE pee bag. I bet if she sneezes,her
big bong belly blows out her rubber ass hole.

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Funny Mud Pee

Fuuny Mud Pee means that a person is talking nonsense or falsehood, which does not exist at all or is fictional. The word indicates that you are disdainful and indicates a negative emotion.
This indicates a strong condemnation or dissatisfaction
This word is very offensive and is generally not used.

-The Novel Coronavirus is called Chinese Virus.
-Funny mud pee！

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funny mud pee

An English phrase which has similar pronunciations with a Chinese dirty talk: fang nimade pi, which literary means 'fart your motherfucker' or 'fart your mother's fart'. Basically a rude expression of 'go to hell' or 'fuck off'.

The origin is under one of Donald Trump's tweets. He claims that the Covid-19 is 'Chinese virus', and Chinese people used this word to present their disdain for him.

'Donald Trump is a good president.'
'Funny mud pee!'

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