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Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 August 17, 2015


Planes are the birds of the sea

A beer

Planes are the birds of the sea

by xdfizzyloot March 18, 2020


The Biggest Bitch Of The Seven Seas

A term used to describe a person that is such a bitch that the seven seas doesn't even measure their bitchiness.

There goes the biggest bitch of the seven seas.

by dcomad September 19, 2020


unicorn of the sea

When one sits in a bathtub of male or female love explosion, places a dildo upon ones head and jack rams it into the asshole of a the partner

I pulled a unicorn of the sea on that bitch, never knew what hit her

by the.sexpert January 28, 2015


Bury at Sea

An attempt to close down a contentious matter by taking unilateral action. Usually has the opposite effect and spawns a thousand conspiracy theories

The US Army chose to bury at sea; "Megatron", leader of the "Decepticons", to maintain the illusion that there are no aliens on earth, and society is safe.

by ohnonotanotherid May 4, 2011


Sea Gator

A person who doesn't look like they belong somewhere. (Alligators don't belong in the sea, get it?)

"There was a kid with a Hollister sweater in Hot Topic today. He looked like such a Sea Gator."

by burythescenequeen September 8, 2011


the sea lion

When your girlfriend puts on a helmet (backwards and any helmet) and pleasures you orally and in between gags makes an "ahrt ahrt ahrt" sound like a retard/sea lion.

Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!

by Lenbro February 24, 2020