what's with the socks

A term to ask what is the new occurances in the life of a friend, instead of "what's up"

See plain old white socks

John: "Hey Joe, what's with the socks?"
Joe: "Plain old white ones today."

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red sock

when you have butt-sex witha girl and then you slap her ass so she grunts and then pull out real fast so that her intestinal lining comes out too and looks liek a red sock.

i gave this girl a red saock and she sued my ass for assult

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Sock Puppet

A man who is totally whipped by his woman - her hand is way up his butt, controlling him like a sock puppet.

She has that man on a short leash, she snaps and he jumps - he is such a sock puppet!

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red socks

when the girl is on her period the male or female sexual partner licks the vagina and takes the blood into their mouth

man A: i was eating out my girlfriend last night and she accidently gave me red socks.
man B: 0_0

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Sock Job

Similar to a Pink Sock, but much much better!
Once a Pink Sock has been performed,as in it's definition and your load left inside, affix a rubberband to the base of the pink beast, and get your partner in crime to suck it all out.

Mac_G: "Hey Josh, You wanna have a Sock Job today?"

Josh: Oh yes please, only this time take your dentures out, don't wanna burst the hoemroids again.

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cock sock

A warm and cozy place to insert your penis. It may also be used to describe someone used for sexual insertion.

Everyone that had slept with Emily said she was one of the best cock socks they had ever experienced.

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sock monster

Replace any noun with "Sock Monster"
(I realize it sounds weird, but try it out)

-That guy smells like an un-wiped asshole.
Becomes...
-That guy smells like an un-wiped sock monster.

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