The status of the penile member of a man after engaging in raunchy, filthy, nasty sex. Sleeping in the marinade, and not washing the next day.
Man: "Ah man I've got such a swamp viper right now. I haven't showered in a day and banged a lot lizard for six hours."
Priest: "same"
verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"
"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."
A really loose, moist vagina that has a hint of B.O. and squirts when you hit the G spot
Man I hit this twat swamp last night and had to wash my sheets after and light a candle
The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!
Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!
The act of taking a shit in a shower and observing your fecal matter mix with the water to form a sludge around your feet, before being sucked down the drain.
Ah girl, I just really had to shit while I was showering and couldn't wait, hope you don't mind I had to drain the swamp!
noun - a vaporous secretion from a described heinous anus that in return punishes its sender.
Colt released karmic swamp ass upon himself.
A perspiring upper lip below the nose, including the philtrum.
Damn dat bitch gotta swamp lip.