beaver reliever

A toy that someone brings to work to relieve stress... But once friends at work see it start to make very funny jokes at her and her beaver reliever expense.

"Emily what are you doing over there squeezing your beaver reliever? "
"Emily we are at work stop playing with your beaver reliever"

wax the beaver

wax or trim the male genitalia.

Want me to wax the beaver for you?

trojan beaver

Using the art of deception, a la the Trojan horse, in pursuit of debauchery often but not limited to pussy.

He didn’t have a profile picture but he used the ole Trojan beaver to lure Amanda under the bridge for a blowie.

Weaver Beaver diva

Someone that is gullible and believes everything they are told.

I told my friend I have two left feet his such a Weaver Beaver Diva.

Beaver-tail'n

When heat accumulates in the lower region of your nutsack causing testicle to fan out in a beaver tail type fashion

Hey Jon-michael can you turn the fan on im really Beaver-tail'n right now

beaver titties

what to say to a woman with large breasts.
generally she doesn't look like a beaver.....generally
used to confuse her to think about her breast

John: Hey Taylor Beaver titties
Taylor: Huh? feeling her breasts

beaver housing

when an ordinary woman turns to prostitution, and builds the construction to house alot of penis in her beaver. Then her gay lover comes in and she uses this term as a code name for the suprise mexican love tap

Mike " hey is your door unlocked ? "
Shazza " my beaver is itchy "
Mike " must be the new tenants "
Shazza " gotta stop beaver housing "