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The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals
He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease
When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.
Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!
When someone goes on a ski trip and makes up numerous excuses for why they can't ski properly, they are likely showing symptoms of pussy disease.
Simon: "Hey boys, I think Compo has pussy disease, he claims he can't see properly, his right quad is burning, feels sick, has developed a cough and claims he can't breathe. "
Brad: "yeah, that's pussy disease alright, his cough even sounds like a wild animal.
A person named Blake who is a douchebag and mean and when u try to be mean he just gets mad and blocks you
I think he suffers from Blake disease
idk but i heard it kills people by listening to bad music
boy get out with yo SoundCloud diseased phone
A rare disease that affects a small number of the population. If they don't see a picture of james charles' ass at least once within a 5 minute period, they die.
"ayo, lemme see james charles' ass"
"why?"
"cuz i got lackofjamescharles disease"
No one really survived to tell the symptoms but it's everywhere.
Billy tripped and fell. He got hit with that higga disease and yeah.