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The intense explosion that occurs when the attacker, generally a tractor trailor, meets an unwary wilderness creature, the victim.
That deer is in fifty pieces, thats some bad road rape.
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A critical exam you give to your man by giving him an outrageous blow job while he is driving you home to finally find out the truth about his driving skills.
I gave my man a road test on the way home from the movies the other night girl and he passed WITH FLYING COLORS!!!
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It’s full of teachers that sexualize teen girls for wearing “short” skirts because the male pedo teachers can’t keep it in their pants. It’s also hell if you think about going, run.
Satan really sent me to the deepest pit of hell, Franklin Road Academy.
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A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser
Hey I bet you 20 bucks I can beat you at a match of Dutch Road Runner!
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In the city of Melbourne, country road bags are everywhere! They are usually worn by 12-16 year old males who desperately plea their mother for weeks to get this ridiculous bag. If you got one, you probaly got one because you want to be popular and hang out with the trendy losers.
Me: Look at those guys with the country road bags coming out of that train!
Louis: 1,2,3,8,17,35...
Me: Stop it... the amount is infinite. this HAS to be the work of terrorists...
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A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.
Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"
Rob: "A dirt road hooker"
Bob: "Ah, true"
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Alabama Road Train is the act of towing a motor vehicle on a large trailer with a 2nd or 3rd trailer being towed by the car/trailer combo in front of it. This highly dangerous act is mostly performed by rednecks who watched one show of Outback Truckers and decide it's safe to copy the Australians with there clapped out F250s.
My mate Billy Bob asked me to help move house, he bought his Alabama Road Train with him, I took my own car.
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