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Vomiting, throwing up, spewing, to Hurl.
"Dude after those shots I had to say whats up to the toilet."
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When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.
Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"
When you are going to the bathroom and at any point during your visit an item of clothing gets dipped in the toilet.
Scenario: Bathroom Stall
Girl #1: "Oh shit, the back of your skirt is all wet."
Girl #2: "Great, when I squatted it must've hit the toilet water dipping sauce. Yum!"
When two piss drunk best friends need to puke, but there's only one toilet, and so little time.
"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"
Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.
When a male's testes and surrounding sac are so relaxed that they actually dip into the water whilst droppin' a deuce.
EX1----->
Terence: O man, I got in from the lake the other day, and the water was really warm. I went to go make some gravy and next thing I knew my ballsac was chillin' in the feces-infested toilet water!
Ryan: Dude, you were definitely hangin' toilet water low.
EX2----------->
Randolph: I was having a splendid potty-bang session the other day with my biotch and all of a sudden I jumped up and sent her into the fuckin' tub. Turns out I had clogged the toilet and the water was creeping up on my babymakers. At first I thought I was hangin' toilet water low, but realized my Anaconda Deuce was the really the problem.
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When one is using the public washroom and in the process of excreting, lets out a loud, resounding, fart. Followed by a loud echo in the room, it results in extreme embarrassment for whomever is present.
(Two friends using bathroom mirrors)
Friend 1: "Hey, can I borrow your lip chap?"
Friend 2: "No problem, here you go."
*Interrupted by a loud, bodily noise*
Friend 2: "Holy crap, I can't believe that just happened!"
Friend 1: "You're telling me. That was a huge Toilet-Bowl-Ringer if I've ever heard one!"
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Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.
Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!
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