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Typically a male with unkept stubble or oddly disheveled appearance while also driving a suspicious looking van or truck
“Gross there goes another weirdo van beardo driving a broken down van.”
Alternative to rape van.
I went to pick up my date at her parents house. They were reassured when they saw I was driving an ecstatic consent van. They knew their daughter was going out with a respectable guy.
When the kidnappers have kidnapped enough kids to unlock the gold skin.
Person 1: I saw a gold van yesterday
Person 2: They must be experienced ones then
Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li
"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"
The company producing parts for vans, named after the most pleasurable pastime
-Where do you work?
-Van king
-Just wanking? Happy person
A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.
"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"
"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"
A kid that acts like a school shooter
Chris Van Horn got in a fight with Yarion