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Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
A bad solution, temporarily considered.
Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.
For when yo baby momma, sugardaddy or any of the sort ain’t pullin thru you gots to get the homies involved with Spooning Sunday cuz all time is cuddle time (you can also participate if your single since we all down bad)
“Gonna go Spooning with the boyz for Spooning Sunday 🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵😈😈😈🤟🤟🤟”
Someone who spoons with others regardless of relationship status, emotional state, or friendship with the spoonee.
"Oh my god, Katie is such a spoon ho, she cuddled with everyone at the party last night!"
When one reaches a state of starvation and hunger that he/she obtains a spoon and consumes portions of multiple food items and dishes within a fridge to satisfy their respective stomachs.
Person 1: DUDE what the f*ck happened to the Bacon!
Person 2: Bro Arnel went on a Spoon spree last night
When spooning and little spoon has big spoons cock in their rectum.
I fell asleep dirty spooning last night. We were spooning with my cock in her butt.
Big spoon falls asleep with penis in little spoons ass.
It was cold in Texas but I dirty spooned Jackie in the Honda civic to stay warm.