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Show me the funny is a British ITV show about a group of pathetic, unfunny comedians who, having failed at actually doing comedy, have appeared on a reality TV show to secretly mock other comedians and flex their egomania to the world.
Except Dan, Dan is awesome.
Dave: Did you see show me the funny last night?
Dave2: No.
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When a girl wears a completely see-through shirt, yet doesn't realize everyone can see her bra.
Guy 1: Look at Girl 1! She's doing a see-through show!
Girl 1: Oh no! I shouldn't have worn a red bra today!
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A guy dresses as a woman, then a girl puts a stap-on on, then she gives it to him up the butt. Still not knowing the guy she is fucking is a man.
Man, I gave someone a good Rocky Horror Show last night. I still don't think she knows it was me!
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Generation Y and every generation thereafter.
The ripe for brainwashing crowd generation that gets its news not from newspapers, or even the standard biased NBC, CBS, FOX, ABC, CNN or MSNBC...but from The Daily Show or Saturday Night Live.
These people exist. You know them. Everyone knows them.
The Daily Show Generation Member: Dude...I can't believe Bush orchestrated 9/11. Obama is still cleaning all the mess from Bush. Bush sucks, he's like Hitler and Mussolini. Mussolini was bad right? Wait, he was Italian, but Italians are good - not that anyone's bad...especially Muslisms. I have lots of Muslim friends. I have lots of Black friends, too. I think we should Coexist! I have a bumper sticker on my car that says it...my Black friend said it's cool...Hey did you see the Daily Show last night? I was so high, but I think Jon Stewart REPORTED some news about that speaker lady...what's her name? Isn't it Clinton? Yeah, he said Speaker Clinton was in Afghanistan and she's gonna fix it because she'll talk to the Taliban and then call Obama so that we all know what to do to live in peace. It was awesome. Remember? Anyway, I've gonna vote for Stephen Colbert, seriously!! I know my Grandfather died in WWII and his grandfather died in the Civil war so we could all vote...but it's just one vote! Who cares! Wanna play Halo?
Everyone else in America: STFU
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working to hard for something that aint worth shit
My roommate spent 3 hours preping for a date, he turned the damn thing into a dog and pony show
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the act of dressing you and your partners genitals with puppet outfits and performing a play to a group of close personal friends who are defecating in each others mouth and or urethras. then. seek imeediate medical attention to remove any feces from your urethras to provent urinal tract infections.
dude that dirty puppet show was amazing although my doctor is in tahiti for the weekend so i might get a urinary tract infection.
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a code word used to warn someone that their fly is unzipped
Psst, your medals are showing.
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