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The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
A person who eats pastel marshmallows and claims he's not gay. May have a unicorn covered up with prison tattoos. Likes shiny things&Likes glitter. When you pronounce the name you must drag out the gaggLER . but don't stutter.
When i grow up I'll be a unicorn gaggler. Because i love shiny things! "I'm straight. but i love all unicorns in the world....gaggle..unicorn
A purplish pink stain above the lip that resembles a mustache from drinking a unicorn frappachino.
Dude you see that basic over there , she's got a unicorn sanchez going on.
Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry
Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride
A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period
"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"
Bunch of snowflakes that can't handle confrontation, care bear hug me please pussies.
Look at those unicorns from Unicorn server, bunch of melting snowflakes.
The unicorn that Deadpool gets off to.
Johnny: “dang man is that the Deadpool unicorn”
Bob: “the one and the same”