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A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.
Sister: uhh I'm stuck in the washing machine again
Brother: you need some HELP:)?
when you piss in a persons mouth then put your dick in there
man: hay kid get in my van and i will give you a dirty mouth wash
kid:no thanks my dad sied if i let no one touch my pikle he will give me a nikle
man: pulls out gun
kid: oh shit
When a person shows and manifests a luxurious and well-lived life on social media, that is not necessarily true. Can be used to improve one's social and public image. Associated with "showing off" for the sake of getting awe from its audience. Derived from "sports-washing" and "green-washing".
This person is clearly life-washing, his/her life cannot possibly be this good and easy!
A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.
Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "
The Spanish term for brain-washing.
I told Marco I went to a weird church and he said "church will cocoa wash you".
When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned
I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.