person who has a hand kink

Mica. Arabella. So disappointing. They see hands and they go crazy

Person 1: did you see those hands?
Arabella: OMG LET ME SEE THEM NOW

Mica: ME TOO

Person 2: damn that is a person who has a hand kink

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The God Who Numbers Your Days

The awareness that you need to treasure your time on this side of eternity until your last heartbeat, living a purposeful life, and not wasting your life away, complaining that life is not fair, or living dishonestly to acquiring material wealth.

If only more people were to count their blessings, be it beauty, brain, health, or wealth, there would be less comparing with, and complaining about, others—when they can tell friends and foes that “the God who numbers your days is also the One you’d remember in both good and difficult times.”

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Who am I Donkey Kong ?

When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ?

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.

When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ? "

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.

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I like you for who you are.

1. (politely) I don't have romantic interest in you.

2. (sarcastically) Get lost, creep!

1. "I'll call you tomorrow."

"I like you for who you are."

2. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"I can't tell you how much I like you for who you are."

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I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

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girls who eat carrots

The title says it all

She is one of the girls who eat carrots

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You know who's Mike?

Some kind of DN joke

"- You know who's Mike?"
"- Who?"
"- Mike ock"
sound like "my MALE GENITAL"

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