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A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.
Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!
When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.
I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.
When a person is really lazy but really fast at the same time.
"Yo you're such a zombie rabbit"
"Ikr!"
Zombie Rabbit
When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.
Look at all those coffee zombies standing behind me.
When the girl you are fucking and gives out and stop's putting in effort.
Girl totally gave up, became a zombie ad
To get head by some girl who is Really ugly or unattractive to the general population
Damn bro that zombie top from that fat bitch behind the bar last night was fire
when you have some really bad munchies
I just smoked a fat blunt. the munchies hit so hard I'm feeling some mad zombie hunger