personal space bubble

the area around a person, aprox. 1 - 2 feet (depending on culture), that you should not enter without their (vebal or non-verbal) permission to do so.

see also space bubble

That creepy dude standing too close to you on the subway is violating your personal space bubble.

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Jewish Space Laser

An unusual devise used to claim the foreskin of uncircumcised mens. resembles a lightsaber and runs off of the foreskin of unconseting men. used so if the rabbi sneezes during the castration the child will not loose his shlong

*bright light flashes in the sky*

Idiot 1: Guys!! a Jewish Space Laser!
Idiot 2: They just castrated all the men in the northern hemisphere!!!!
idiot 3: glad i'm circumcised!
all idiots: guffaw

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i'll space ya

what scene kids say to each other instead of getting phone numbers.

scene boy : 'so.. you be here next week?'
scene girl: 'Ummm.. i'll space ya, k?'
scene boy: 'Awsm. I'll give you my band's URL.'
scene girl: 'Cool, I'll totally add you!'

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personal space invader

some one who has no sense of personal space and sticks their stupid face really close to yo whilst talking, even though you may not know them very well.

chap 1) met the new guy, dude?
dude 1) yeah, bit of a personal space invader, huh? all leaning in and breathing on me. Freak.

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The kamikaze space pilots

A bloody horrid band from north eastern Connecticut. Their music consists of mediocre Guitar, Bass, and drums, with high pitched screaming, without actual words.

The Kamikaze Space Pilots make my ears bleed.

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Space Monkey

An emo kid that refuses to do anything or pay attention to reality; always has a blank stare on his or her face; everything is in slow motion.

see pterodactyl or porch monkey

Oh man that kid is such a space monkey!

I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.

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My Space Whore

A My Space whore is somebody who spends a lot of time on My Space. How to recongnize the Symptoms:
-This person will follow all of the my space trends.
-This person will also have a pimped out my space page.
-You also see the classic My Space picture.
Also know this is a sickness! Don't catch the My Space bug!

Char: "Did you see T.J.'s new picture?"
Becky: "You mean the one were he is looking away from the camera try'n to look all serious?"
Char: "Yeah, thats the one."
Becky: "He is such a My Space whore."

or

Char: "Hey Becky! Check out my My Space page."
Becky: "Why?"
Char: "I changed it again."
Becky: "You My Space whore."

or even

Char: "How long did you spend on My Space last night?"
Becky: "I was on there 'till 3 o'clock this morning."
Char: "You My Space whore."

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