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ALS

"Ain't Lifting Shit." A derogatory (and usually self-referential) term used to describe advanced Paramedics, who perform mostly Advanced Life Support (A.L.S) duties, as opposed to the dreaded and unfortunately ubiquitous lift-assists that EMT basics find themselves inundated with.

"Hey, Medic 71, can we get you for a lift assist at this Nursing Home in South Bumblefuck?"

"Nah man, I'm ALS, page 72 for that shit."

"Copy that. TYFYS, Paragod."

by CaptainQuadmay March 5, 2019


ALS

An abbreviation for academic lag syndrome, usually common in sophomores or young juniors. Used to describe an academic performance drop period in one's year of high school, usually lasting for a few months.

Bob has a serious case of ALS. He keeps procrastinating and bombed the previous math tests.

by SCG-1171 June 20, 2024


Al-wildan

Al-wildan is another word for "prison" or "hell". Many people have suffered eternally because of it.

person 1: Hi!! Where do you study?
person 2: Al-wildan.
person 1: get well soon.
Person 2: Thank you.

by kyle genius December 21, 2021


Al-Quamir

Al-Quamir is a very good gentleman that has a massive dick he eats dick everyday

Al-Quamir is a very good gentle men

by hack12772 November 23, 2021


ale mail

This the term for communications sent via email or text while under the influence of ale or other alcoholic beverages. They are typically not a good or even okay idea and lead to negative outcomes.

Barry was despondent when he awoke terribly hungover and read the response from Linda ending their relationship. He knew he should not have sent that ale mail last night, but he did anyway cause he a drunk ass with huge insecurities.

by von groovy October 12, 2024


baba Al-zukar

Arab sugar daddy. Aka the haram haram daddies of the orient.

She’s in Dubai right now to get herself a baba Al-zukar.

by Swimmingplankton January 4, 2025


al hagova

The worst of the dorms, it makes gova look like a palace. The dregs of humanity get stuck in al hagova. They spend their days sucking each others dicks and their nights up each others asses. Nothing gets them more exited than fisting another man. There is always gay porn being played there. The residents of al hagova always reek like crap because they never shower.

Dude 1: I just got raped by another man!
Dude 2: That's awful. Where was it?

Dude 1: In al hagova.
Dude 2: Ah...

by Rav Isaacson December 18, 2016