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Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!
Evan is soooooooooo smexy
Stereotypically boys names Evan have a huge penis
I spent last night with Evan and omg his penis was huge
Evan, a word to describe one of the oldest known things in the universe. It has lived through every single event in history.
Evan is old as fuck
The best person in the world. He makes friends and is smart as shit.
The best person in the world. He makes friends and is smart as shit.
Evan is the absolute best person you will ever meet. He will be there for you no matter how bad it gets or how far away he is. If you ask him, he’s pretty average looking, but if you look at him, you know he’s way more than average, he’s absolutely perfect to you. He has the cutest brown hair with adorable hazel eyes to die for (even though they also look very brown ok). He never misses a chance to make a joke to lighten the mood, and you will notice that his gosh darn smile will light up any room. Evan has the most adorable smile you will ever see, and it’s easy to make him smile :). He is also very honest, he will always tell you how he feels and what he thinks. Evan is also a VERY skilled drummer with incredible music taste, and he will most likely change your music taste entirely. Evan is a bundle of love and it’s impossible not to fall for him :)
Evan: :)
Me: :)
Addie: Hey did you see Evan making his TERRIBLE quesadillas ?
Madi: Yeah he’s so gay!