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Anal Exorcism

The act of plowing your partner in the anal cavity while annointing him/her with oils & salts or holy water, as you recite passages from the Old and New Testament (specifically Mark 6:7, Acts 16:18, Mark 9:38-40). You then proceed to baptize the subjects face with your holy load in the "sign of the cross" and yell loudly "I HAVE EXERCISED THE DEMONS! This ass...is clear." Then you rip a page out of the Bible and tell them to wipe their face off with it and call them a dirty whore.

Your significant other uses the bathroom and afterwards you go in to find a horrible stench and that the walls are bleeding. You consult your local parish and they inform you that they are in dire need of an "Anal Exorcism".

"Dude her shit smelled so bad so I told I'd give her an anal excorsim!!"

"Dude I excorsized your Moms anal demons last night."

by Dude&Bean October 18, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anal Intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

"Hey I just did some anal intoxication today and got smashed" "Wow your one sick bitch"

by Screechingmu March 7, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal train

a way of gay sex that was created by minor balls also author of anal trains for dummies. where a bunch of ppl stick each other in the butt forming a train.
Master by Minor Balls.

minor balls, his dad and his sister stick each other at the same time forming an anal train.

by Shambree October 1, 2005

45๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal annhilation

A slang term for Punching or kicking someone right up the arse.

I got Dave right in the dot with some anal annhilation.

by Dot shot January 20, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal jam

when you have poop stuck in your butt

I have an anal jam.

by Shadow Defines Stuff August 27, 2014

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal lube

a lubricant made just for anal sex with a male or female partner.

"John sweety, you need to go to CVS and pick up another tube of anal lube. My bum is getting chaffed" - Peter

by Kyle March 23, 2005

52๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal biscuit

see turtles head when u need a poo and u av a bit of turd pokin out . u say i got an anal biscuit poking out.

i got an anal bisuit poking out

by ealesy October 8, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž