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Being disturbingly good at mundane tasks, or mastering a difficult skill at a young age. This term can apply to all races tho. This term comes from the numerous videos of Asian kids performing insane feats, usually found on Facebook or Youtube.
Note that whatever is performed has to be unusual in some way, shape or form. Daft Hands, calculator covers of songs, etc.
,, Ayo, have you seen that video of some guy playing Senbonzakura on three calculators?''
,, No way, how does he do that?''
,, Asian kid energy, that's how.''
A man who is obsessed with cake and cookie dough. He tends to steal dogs just to bake them into a cake and eat him. Don’t underestimate his gargantuas chode. That thing is the size of a dinner plate meant for thanksgiving dinner. He tends to Simp over E girls
Holy shit he’s so fat. That Fat Asian Brenner be Simping over a E Girl
this man is very "funny" and is a asian man.
he is not funny but always says he is
he also watches anime and says no i don't
wait is that a guy that thinks he's funny and is a asian man
wait does he watch anime
yes
argghhughjfg its a funny asian man
Referring to the Youtube ricegum. First used by iDubbbzTV in his Jake Paul content cop which was on Ricegum in reality. Also the name of the diss track by iDubbbzTV.
iDubbbzTV made a disstrack against ricegum called "asian jake paul"!
Yo Rockstar, I heard you stayed over at Katie's last night! You get tha asian pink eye or what?
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Raising only your pinkie to swear at someone
Jeremy: Some Asian was yelling at me in the streets, so I gave her the Asian middle finger
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Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).
This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
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