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1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.
MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.
v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.
See cummy palm
1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!
2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."
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A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.
?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.
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South Los Angeles term used to describe something, (usually an article of clothing) that fits and looks too small on a person.
It's not exclusive to articles of clothing. It can apply and be used to describe anything that is too small.
Adjective
Did you see that baby mini tee shirt that fool had on?
Her grill is busted with those baby mini troll teeth.
If he wears those baby mini skinny jeans one more time, I swear.
He ain't got no money, with his baby mini bank account.
That big ass girl knows she doesn't need to be riding that baby mini bike with her big ass.
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throwing up in ones own mouth then swallowing it
man i just baby eagled after that tequila shot
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An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.
Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
Guy1: What's that really cute thing pooping in a log?
Guy2: Oh, it's just my baby pigalump
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A little cutie that looks very cute when trying or pretending to sleep.
Smiles when you say “are you sleepy? Are you sleepy like a sleepy baby”! :)
He also likes to cuddle and makes messes when pouring himself his own milk.
Him: *yawn*
Me: awe are you sleepy?
Him: ya
Me: awe are you sleepy? sleepy like a sleepy baby
Him: (smiling) ya
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A baby born to parents 9 months after the end of the world in 2012. The parents were most likely drinking and made an excuse to why birth control methods were not needed. The excuse was the 'End of the World Excuse.' Like the baby boomers but larger and more babies. (Also See: 2012 Party)
i. I'm a 2012 Baby cuz my parents were fucking idiots. They thought the world was really going to end.
ii. OMG everybody knows your a 2012 Baby if your birthday is in September of 2012.
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