A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
Someone who must sing ever song that comes on, and won't just shut the fuck up and listen to it.
"Collin, try do listen to this song without singing it please, you Song Bastard."
Knocking one out in a public car park
I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard
A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff
Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket
A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.
A Bastard television production.