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A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.
Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.
Justin Bieber just got a new pet and he loves his little guy to death ! It turns out it’s an elderly beaver! Justin stopped at buccees on a road trip to buy some Canadian bacon pizza then he saw the most special thing a stuffed toy beaver ! Justin was lonely and wanted a pet but he didn’t want to pay for something expensive instead he paid for a cheap stuffed beaver! Justin fell in love and named the toy Justin beaver !
Oh my word it’s Justin Bieber !!!!! It’s always been my dream to meet you Justin !! What’s that toy in your hand ?? He’s my best friend ! His name is Justin beaver! He’s my replacement for Selena
Someone who is really annoying
OMG she is so much justin beaver
A vagina that only gets used once a year on a special occasion.
Before we were married, my wife and I had lots of sex, now she has a Punxsutawney beaver.
To release a vaginal expulsion of air.
"Do not burp the beaver in my face ever again!"
When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.
Want a "Beaver Lasagna"?
a miracle of taxidermy; way cooler than a jackalope, with sexy undertones.
i saw a badass grizzly beaver mounted at bass pro the other day...