suck my bucket

A polite euphemism for suck my ass.

Well my dear, I would suggest you get down on your knees and suck my bucket!

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Boom Boom Buckets

a declarative term of enthusiasm. It is commonly used in Texas and orginated in Corpus Christi, though it has also spread to small parts of Florida.

Person 1: You ready for the basketball game?
Person 2: Yeah, I just gotta grab my glove.
Person 1: Boom Boom Buckets, let's head out.
OR
Person 1: Hey, guess what? I just won 2 Jonas Brothers tickets!! You wanna come?!?
Person 2: OMG! BOOM BOOM BUCKETS! I'm in!!!

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two tears in a bucket

shit happens, life goes on... originally a quote from "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil"

The Lady Chablis ( a transvestite entertainer): "It's like my mother always said: 'Two tears in a bucket, motherf**k it'" in response to a critic...

"but what if your girlfriend catches us shagging in her kitchen?"

"two tears in a bucket baby, fuck it..."

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Calm your bucket

A phrase that is commonly used when ordering an acquaintance to refrain from any frantic behavior, using an image of calming one's internal bucket.

Person #1: "Oh my god, I don't know how I'm going to pay for my bills, child support, and not to mention my tuition for community college!!! What the hell am I supposed to do?!"

Person #2: "Dude, calm your bucket."

Person #1: "... What?!"

Person #2: "Calm your bucket"

Person #1: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"

Person #2: "Just calm your f*cking bucket!!!"

Person #1: "Sounds like you need to calm your bucket."

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What's-his-bucket

To use when you are having a brain freeze and can't seem to remember someone's name while telling a story about them.

"...And then What's-his-bucket said blah, blah blah..."

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Perfect Height, No Bucket

When horse fuckers ride up on the rump of the horse and find that their ding dong presses perfectly against the brown eye of gods beautiful creation.

John: “ God that horse is a majestic creature. Absolutely sexy..”

David: “ That’s a prime example of Perfect Height, No Bucket if i’ve ever seen one, wouldn’t ya say cowboy?”

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Extreme Bucket Pong

A game in which two players replicate a game similar to volleyball but instead with an empty plastic bucket. Mainly played in classrooms. Created by Tim Neate and Keir Loudon

"Hey Todd, Fancy playin some Extreme Bucket Pong tonight"