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A nocturnal superhero who gobbles cock to stop crime. By day Garbo, By night Cock Goblin!
it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Cock Goblin!
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A human entity that is extremely muscular and ripped out of control. So ripped in fact, that they cannot even turn around to wipe their own ass.
"Damn!" Look at that mafucka cross da street, that mafucka COCK DIESEL!"
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When a mans penis looks similar to a roll mop herring,The penis should also smell of pickled onion and fish to be correctly diagnosed as Roll Mop Cock............
Oh Dale your cock is disgusting it looks like a Rollmop cock and stinks of onion,your not coming near me seafood balls!
The embodiment of a BBC plastered on a dry erase minion that you keep hidden away in the shadows of your closet only to be seen cumming in his own mouth when you need a coat.
Friend 1: I got a new minion-cock yesterday
Friend 2: nice I’ve had mine for a few years now I need an upgrade.
One who rounds up cocks, normally for the purpose of fellating.
He became the infamous cock rancher (and had a sore jaw) after a most successful night cock ranching
The act of pouring gasoline on your dick and your "victim's" asshole, lighting both on fire, and fucking until the fire is extinguished by the juices.
"Why won't you sit down?"
"My ass hurts. My boyfriend and I tried Cock Blazing last night."I
asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.
Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".
Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.