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To move quickly through intestines without being digested fully; fast; a variation on "grain through a goose"
Craigslist Ad: "this motorcycle goes like corn through a goose!"
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A Slovakian Corn Dog is a sexual manoeuver in which a subject participating in sexual intercourse defecates a fat log inside a condom, freezes it and uses the Slovakian Corn Dog as a Dildo to stimulate the vagina.
Austin: Hey Adam, how did your tinder date go last night, did you smash?
Adam: yeah dude I gave her the Slovakian Corn Dog
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The act of growing out one's pubic hair to a length in which they can coil it around their erect penis entirely, then thrusting their penis into a woman's vagina.
"I haven't manscaped in a good 5 months, I'm ready to give the next girl I see a California Corn Dog"
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The act of ejaculating from your penis into your hand, then lubricating your cornhole with warm gooey jizz.
My boyfriend came on my hand so I decided to give him some leftover cream corn.
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Having anal sex after your partners compiles a "crap ton" of corn and pulling out to find that your man tool is speckled with curdels
Eric and Barry were double deep with a prostitute and were soon surprised to find that they had experienced the Kentucky corn snake for the first time together!
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The atrocious act of pooping in a condom, putting the fecies filled treat in the freezer; and using it as a dildo.
I gave my girl the Indiana corn slider last night.
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When a guy poors salsa all over his dick and shoves it in a girls vagina. The girls vagina is filled with canned corn and when the salsa covered dick is inserted, it becomes a jalapeno corn dog.
"Bro she's hot, hot enough to get a jalapeño corn dog."
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