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A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.
A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.
Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."
Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."
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The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn
-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture
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Typically a Female, who always plays the victim or marytr card when something goes wrong in her life and will not accept blame for the situation or own up to their own actions. Often used to describe a large mentality of women (and some men) in the midwest, however does occur world wide.
She says she is 200 pounds because he stresses her out, and therefore she eats. It's his fault she is fat, what a snow cow" or "She won't get a job, now that they are divorced because she says he 'held her back from her goals' all those years, when in reality, she kept getting pregnant. I can't believe he ever married such a snow cow."
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a gigh scgool built on 75% cow shit, 25% soil
mission hills high school is also known as cow pie high for the shit ass smell
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when a man rides a girl backwards and fucks them so hard she dies
i reverse cow girled my wife she died
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You begin by combining your cum with cow shit. You then freeze this new liquid into solid form. You finish by telling a friend that is a new type of ice cream. Warning: only allow friend to eat 2 scoops - anymore is considered deadly.
When Mike pulled The Silly Cow Sludge on Kevin, he forgot the two scoop rule and thus killed Kevin
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A play on the restaurant name "Fogo De Chao" (pronounced FOE-GO DAY CHOW).
It pretty much means what it sounds like-
fugo meaning fucking ugly, or fat and ugly; and cow meaning big fat heifer.
I made it up to describe a bitch that I have extreme dislike for.
Other people refer to her by using her real name, but to me she will forever be fugo de cow.
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