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Texas Dirt devil

The act of getting head and she spins in a circle

That girl gave me a Texas dirt devil

by Dalton green February 1, 2021


dirt-di-dirt

Really cool. Usally used to describe someone or an action.

"Did you see my homerun?"
"Yeah it was dirt-di-dirt"

by Moi4 March 24, 2009


Dirt Picker

idk what it means. probably doesn’t have one. sounds racist as fuck though

person 1 : hey uh...you dirt picker
person 2: uh what does that mean
person 1: i don’t know actually
person 2: oh sounds like a racial slur
person

by dreamstanballsniffer April 1, 2021


magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.

A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"

by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024

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dirt stamp

The act of placing your terd filled butthole on the forehead of a friend. Example: Frank passed out shitfaced and nicole having no nutsack to teabag him, squeezes a turtlehead out and hits Frank with the infamous dirt stamp!

Dirt stamp

by MainveinShane11 January 21, 2019


Dirt Muncher

Nasty girls from Wainfleet.

You’re such a city slicker, you’re such a dirt muncher!

by $hiu(87 November 7, 2021


Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.

Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.

by Dirt Egg Man November 8, 2018